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dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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"I’m a caring, funny guy with financial security"

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"And I have a big dick"

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harrysgettinhead:

“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”

no

actually

people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day

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tupacabra:

i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye

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iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

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people on tumblr who call me by my name are my favorites

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hey lets play how hot is that band member

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

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